Thursday, 19 April 2018

Piggies


We turned off the main road onto a country lane. Narrow, winding, muddy and lined with trees. The Downs were a misty smudge to the south as we headed north into the Weald through ancient bluebell woodland that rubbed shoulders with small lush green fields grazed by sheep. We drove down Furnace Lane, passed a large pond on our right and Hammer Pond Cottage on the left. Ghosts of another age when these woods vibrated to the sound of an iron industry that thrived on abundant wood for charcoal, iron ore, and water for power.

The farm land here was very different. The smallholding we were heading for was on heavy clay, much lusher but also much wetter. More grass for sheep but more problems with their feet. 

The directions were clear. A large red brick wall on the right and a little further on a gate and a large pig arc. As we arrived dead on time, the tight little knot in my stomach tightened.

This was it. A plan, a long time in the making, was about to come to fruition.

We were expected, the gate was opened. Parked beside the track leading into the farm was a Land Rover hitched to a trailer. As I climbed down from the truck and walked over to it a belligerent squeal echoed around the inside of the trailer.

The idea of keeping pigs had been there at the beginning; from the point when I knew I was going to take on my father’s old small holding. It was part of the deal I made with myself. There would be chickens and ducks for eggs, an allotment and an orchard. I hadn’t planned the sheep but they came anyway. I definitely wanted to rear pigs. The plan was to buy in eight-week-old weaners which I would fatten up for slaughter at around seven or eight months to fill up the old white freezer that stands in the corner of the shed.

I know this is the point at which I lose the vegetarians and the vegans have already left at the mention of chickens and ducks.

Why don’t I feel guilty, mortified by the idea of keeping an animal, perhaps growing fond of it, that I plan to kill and eat? Perhaps it is because I am a farmer’s daughter. We kept pigs when I was child. I have dim memories of the pig pens, the smell, the snuffling grunts as they moved around, soft white bodies, floppy ears and prying snouts. I enjoyed the pigs but I knew they were with us for a purpose. They would become pork and I liked pork.

So, when I embraced the concept of self-sufficiency, meat was on the menu as well as vegetables. I respect anyone who has principles about eating another creature but we are omnivores and I am never going to be a vegetarian. I feel it is acceptable to rear an animal to eat, providing it is given a good life, with access to the outdoors and freedom to move around naturally while it is alive. I am turning my back on cheap factory farmed meat, which is what we as consumers demand, and going for something free range and home grown.

As I peered into the trailer at the two pigs that I would be taking home with me, I was aware that this would not have been possible without the help of a good friend, an agricultural contractor I use for fencing and hedging. He was my hero over the pigs.

For a start he didn’t laugh (not even a smirk) when I confided in him that I fancied keeping pigs. He actually suggested that I use the shrubby piece of bank that divides my top field from the bottom as an area to run the pigs on. The larger trees would provide shade, the long grass and shrub something for the pigs to root around in. He agreed to sort out the fencing, which given the terrain, was never going to be easy and then he gently took me in hand and organised my dream.

Work started on the fencing in February and continued through the bitterly cold weather that the beginning of March threw at us. I had decided on stock fencing reinforced with two strands of electric wire at snout height. Belt and braces, because if there is one thing that pigs are good at, it is escaping. Colditz has nothing on a couple of smart pigs. We rigged the electric fencing up to the mains. Then came the problem of water. I had visions of filling a trough with a bucket but this was quickly rejected and I now have a self-filling water butt connected to the mains supply. Pigs drink a lot, and I mean a lot. He moved the pig arc I had bought into place and I took his advice on where to dig a wallow for my pigs to cool off in. Thought and care and attention to detail went into the job of turning this small piece of land into a suitable home for the new arrivals.

Both of them! This was never going to be a big commercial enterprise! The plan was to buy the piglets in the spring and fatten them up over the summer ready to send to slaughter at the end of October. The land would then have a chance to recover over the winter and the process would start again in the next spring. I am a fair-weather pig keeper. I don’t want to wade around in lots of mud coping with frozen water pipes.

I had chosen Oxford Sandy and Blacks, which have been around for almost three hundred years. Without the dedication of a small enthusiast group of pig breeders they would disappear. I peered into the trailer to meet my new pigs. They are, as the name says, a sandy, ginger colour with black markings. We loaded the larger of the two piglets into the dog crate I had bought for the journey home. He was predominantly ginger with small patches of black and one white ear. The second piglet was smaller but louder and much darker with a black rump. His ears hadn’t dropped. They were still pinned against his head. Three weeks on they are still pinned to the side of his head and he is still the loudest.

As we finished loading and I paid for them the enormity of what I had just done settled in the pit of my stomach. I know virtually nothing about keeping pigs. I am learning on the job. I have read up on pig keeping, frightened myself by looking at all the diseases they can suffer from, registered with a local livestock vet who has checked them out and successfully negotiated all the paper work that goes with keeping even small numbers of animals. I have listened to a lot of people with different advice and the main thing seems to be that everyone I have talked to is enthusiastic about keeping pigs and has assured me I will enjoy them.

As I take them their feed in the mornings and watch them rush up to the gate, squealing to greet me, I have to smile. They are characters; intelligent, friendly, inquisitive, funny and yes definitely …. enjoyable.